Relay Makes the Long Way Round Thrilling – A Review
This review contains no spoilers for Relay (2024). Relay made me care deeply about the movements of a parcel. I have watched gunfights with less investment. Riz Ahmed plays a fixer for employees who uncover corporate wrongdoing and immediately regret it. They have the documents, the frightened...
Adaptation. Sees the Sadness and Calls it Lovely – A Review
This review contains heavy spoilers. Charlie Kaufman cannot find the beginning of Adaptation., which is awkward, because we are already watching it. His voice races through sweat, thinning hair, imagined rejection and things he should have said differently while his body stands stranded on the set of...
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice Is the Right Kind of Too Much – A Review
Four armed criminals are trying to decide which of the boyfriends in Gilmore Girls was best. A time machine has dropped one Vince Vaughn into the life of another, a cannibal is on his way to eat James Marsden, and everyone has become deeply invested...
Masters of the Universe Dives into The Toy Box- A Review
This review contains no spoilers Masters of the Universe is at its best when it turns a childhood toy box into an entire universe and refuses to tidy any of it away. Travis Knight’s film is colourful, kitschy and gloriously unembarrassed by the absurdity of He-Man....